In an attempt to rectify the segregation created by #ThickNeckedWhiteBoo Wednesdays over on Twitter (get familiar) we here at Shikagoland (parent company of ThickNeckedWhiteBoo Inc.) introduce Man Candy Mondays. Instead of focusing on the parts we love (thick necks and, briefly ManThighs), ManCandyMonday focuses on the whole man. The tall man. The short man. The thick man. The Slim Man. The older man. The younger man. Just…MEN.
Mr. Goodbar: Scott Eastwood. I’d let his father yell at every inanimate object in my apartment in exchange for easy access to Scott.
Sugar Daddy: Idris Elba – No surprises here. Everybody Loves Idris. I like him best when you can hear that delicious accent of his.
Almond Joy: Derrick Rose – #TheReturn
Hershey Bar: John Cho – a classic treat.
Atomic Fireball: The Rock – [redacted for explicit content]
Junior Mint: Zac Efron – Zac has come a long way since his days prancing angrily on golf courses.
Milky Way: Blake Griffin – He plays for the wrong team but he’s so cute that I let that slide.
Didn’t see your favorite tasty treat listed above? Leave a comment or send a email to firstname.lastname@example.org and let me know who you’d like to see on Monday Man Candy! It takes a village.