Shikagoland Reads the Headlines – Inauguration Edition

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Oh, Mr. President *sobs*

The first thing I saw when I turned on my tv yesterday was this happening in real time.

Barack Obama Sworn In As U.S. President For A Second Term

Because John Mayer and Katy Perry taking pictures with a mini version of Aretha Franklin’s hat on a stick is whats important. Whatever.

Michelle Obama’s nephew rocked a high top fade to the Inauguration and the lightskinned one from Kid N’ Play feels some kinda way about it. When reached for comment the rest of the world said:

Sylvia

Lupe Fiasco performed at a pre Inauguration reception and acted like an ass and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*ahem*

When reached for comment, the rest of world said:

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Apparently Beyonce lipsynced the national anthem and Twitter is in an ABSOLUTE MELTDOWN as her stans rush to drag and drop anyone who speaks against their Queen. I have no official comment on the matter so…have a Beyonce gif.

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For what its worth, you try singing outside on a frigid day and tell me how clear YOU sound.

However…

<blockquote><p>Lets not act like you heathens wouldn’t come for someone else who sang a pre-recorded anthem and say how your queen would never. C’mon son.</p>&mdash; Mojo Jojo (@xicacha) <a href=”https://twitter.com/xicacha/status/293780507999748097″>January 22, 2013</a></blockquote>

and also…

<blockquote><p>The real question is….did Kelly sing live? Cause if she did…well…*files nails*</p>&mdash; Mojo Jojo (@xicacha) <a href=”https://twitter.com/xicacha/status

Speaking of Kelly Clarkson

PimpBillClinton

That happened.

And lastly: The First Lady wore red Jason Wu and the President wore the same tux her wore at the last inaugurations but…oh who cares. JUST LOOK AT THEM OMGGGGG

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And lastly, Grandpa wrestles shark with bare hands to save swimming toddlers – Oh, that Joe Biden. He never ceases to am– oh. Not about him? Are….are you sure? Oh.

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I mean, I’m just saying. He looks like he wrestles sharks in his free time.

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